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Joke of the Day
"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."
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"I tell my wife we are broke so we don't end up broke."
"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"
"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line... Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..."
"What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why? Because they like to pump kin."
"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"
"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"
"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"