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Joke of the Day

"Help! I can't post anything on Reddit! Pls help!"

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."

"I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die."

"How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, two, two"

"""every family has that one huge weirdo"" ""NOT MY FAMILY!"" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit."

"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."

"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"Attidude Redefined for love: I can always take care of my self... But still, i want the person who can prove to me that i can't..."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."