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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."
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"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."
"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"
"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
"'Marley and Me' has a sequel! It's called 'Me'..."
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"
"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"