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Joke of the Day
"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."
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"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."
"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"
"A kleptomaniac was walking down the street one day and I saw a man waving a white stick.. so he stole it when the man wasnt looking.."
"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."
"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."