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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."
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"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."
"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."
"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"