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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
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"What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt."
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"
"Why do writers hate the bible? It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc."
"I bet if I got one of those jumbo 16-slice toasters, people would finally take me seriously."
"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"
"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"
"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"
"Do you know what the worst thing about an owl is? They maintain eye contact when you microwave them"
"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"