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Joke of the Day
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"
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"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"
"""It's a boy!"" ...he screamed, ""it's a boy!"". Tears rolling down his face, and he vowed to never go back to Thailand."
"A lot of people think boogers are funny But they're snot."
"Jewish Car Did you hear about the new Jewish car? Not only can it turn on a dime, but it can go back and pick it up too"
"Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her."
"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"
"What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !"
"Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides ""dachshund"" and other jobs besides ""balloon animal guy"""
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism."