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Joke of the Day

"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"

"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""

"Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him."

"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"

"The girl in the kitchen is cooking dinner When dinner didn't arrive on the table, they looked in the kitchen. They didn't find anything but Tara-gone."

"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"

"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."

"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"

"How do you annoy a Reddittor? repost"

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."