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Joke of the Day
"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"
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"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."
"What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? ""There their they're, it'll be okay!"""
"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"
"My girlfriend might not be the sharpest girl around. I accidentally left my phone at her house last night. I went back over to get it and saw she had texted me 5 times telling me I forgot it."
"Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions.... Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then! For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!"
"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"
"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."
"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"