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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"
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"Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work"
"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"
"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"
"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
"How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? All of them."
"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""
"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"
"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."