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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"I like to ask people what their sign is and then read them a completely different sign's horoscope just to hear them say ""that's so me!"""

"just applied for health insurance & boy r my arms tired! *quote goes up to $330/month* noooo it was a joke I'm a jokeman on Twitter *$3000*"

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"I'll never be the girl who walks in the room and commands everyone's attenHEY! Can you at least finish reading this tweet?!"

"Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."