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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:..."

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."

"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."

"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""

"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !"

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."