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Joke of the Day

"Strictly between you and me and whatever agency these hummingbirds are reporting to, my paranoia is getting worse."

"Germany really put a whoopin on Brazil today... But it's still not as bad as when they beat Israel 6,000,000-0"

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."

"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."