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Joke of the Day

"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."

"Rave culture: A professor rushes two of his students to the maternity ward and says to the doctor... ""Brah! My pupils are super dilated right now!"""

"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"

"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"I dig, you dig, we dig. I dig, You dig, We dig, We dig, She dig, They dig. The poem may not be very beautiful, but at least it's deep."

"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."

"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"

"I like my women like I like my wings Covered in BBQ sauce"

"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""