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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."
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"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"
"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."
"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."
"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."
"What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer"