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Joke of the Day

"How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !"

"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."

"Terrorists in Hawaii be like.. ..Aloha Akbar."

"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."

"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."

"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"