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Joke of the Day

"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."

"An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there... ... by shooting them himself."

"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"

"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."

"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"

"My uncle started shouting at me about my ""misuse"" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)"

"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."

"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"

"News flash: Chapters truck caught speeding Police reported, ""It was really booking it!"""