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Joke of the Day

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"the first guy to ride a horse was all like GIDDYUP HORSEY and the horse was all like DAMMIT WHO TOLD HIM THAT MAKES US GO"

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."

"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"

"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."