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Joke of the Day
"I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date."
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"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"
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"How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste."
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"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."
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"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"