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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
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"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."
"Porn I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex."
"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."
"Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call."
"[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening"
"Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime."
"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"
"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."
"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"