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Joke of the Day
"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""
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"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"
"Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary"
"Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door. You don't know."
"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."
"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."
"I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up."
"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"
"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"