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Joke of the Day

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."

"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."

"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

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