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Joke of the Day
"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"
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"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights. Just kidding, women redditors are cool."
"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."
"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."
"How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti? Pasta pasta, pasta."
"What sex position produces the ugliest baby? I don't know, ask your parents."
"As a kid, I'd pull a girl's hair to let her know I liked her, but now that I'm older & wiser I simply hit her with my car."