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Joke of the Day

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"how many calories does hating your job burn"

"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."

"*Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells ""NERD""*"

"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."

"What do they use to heal cuts in the Matrix Neo Sporin"

"I've never pretended to be something I'm not... Except sober. I've pretended to be sober before."

"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."

"The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat."

"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."