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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"

"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."

"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"Office Scare Prank"

"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."

"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"

"I really enjoy banging Asian babes, but.... every time I look down to check out the action, my dick is pixelated!"

"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"