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"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."
"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."
"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"
"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"
"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"
"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"
"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"
"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats disabled people? A Vegetarian"