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Joke of the Day
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"
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"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"
"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."
"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"
"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."
"I still keep my old Blackberry on me in case I get mugged and the person's like ""HAND ME YOUR PHONE!"""
"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield? His ass."
"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"