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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)"

"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"

"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"

"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"