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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."
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"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah they were Bill Clinton."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."
"75% of men dont get enough fibre in their diet.. ....tough shit"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch... One turns to the other and says, ""Can you smell fish?"""
"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"
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