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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."
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"My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne."
"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"
"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless deer? No fucking eye-deer. What do you call a blind, dickless, quadruple amputee deer? Still no fucking eye-dear."
"Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback..."
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
"Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store Little Dicks"
"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."