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Joke of the Day

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""

"What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"

"Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now"

"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"

"Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a threesome? Load-balancing. Badum-tsss."

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"