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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback..."

"I woke up today feeling like a god! I don't believe in myself. :("

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Their peckers are on their face!"

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"

"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."

"You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction."

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."