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Joke of the Day
"Egg puns... ...are cracking!"
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"Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why I can't fall asleep"
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."
"When it boils down to it water is just steam."
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"
"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."
"When someone says we can do something ""weather permitting"" I remind them that weather's not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going."
"I used to go fishing with Skrillex... but he kept dropping the bass :("
"My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times"