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Joke of the Day
"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."
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"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."
"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."
"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"
"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"
"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."
"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."