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Joke of the Day
"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."
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"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""
"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."
"If you are what you eat... If you are what you eat your a dick. HA GOTEEM"
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""
"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"