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Joke of the Day
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
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"Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie."
"My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time."
"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."
"LPT: If you want to get all green lights just try to send a text."
"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"A classic from my grandfather. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on it."
"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"
"With the ides of March around the corner Remember to stab your salad 23 times"
"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""