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Joke of the Day
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
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"What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross? THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!"
"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"
"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"
"What can think the unthinkable? An itheberg."
"When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, ""she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy"" not ""drinking alone 2 nights in a row"""
"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."
"What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall."