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Joke of the Day

"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"I shook this magic 8-ball for some advice and now there's cocaine everywhere"

"5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees? Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool"

"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"Surprise your partner in bed by dying in your sleep"

"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"