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Joke of the Day
"Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store Little Dicks"
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"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""
"I may have dry humped the Oreo section at the supermarket today, but I'm not telling. Just kidding, I totally did!"
"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"
"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""
"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"