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Joke of the Day
"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"
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"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."
"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"The author finally found the spineless guy who stole her unpublished draft. She got her paperback and booked it"
"welcome to fireman school. raise ur hand if you thought this was firefighter school *all hands raise* wrong *lights self on fire* FIREMAN"
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""