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Joke of the Day
"I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food."
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"Oh ..your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?:-)"
"what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together? hey, hugh, get off of mccloud."
"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college? ""Bye, son."""
"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."
"What's the capital of Wisconsin? W"
"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder."
"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."
"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."