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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"Magical tractor I was watching a magical tractor driving down the road, when all of a sudden out of nowhere it turned into a field!"

"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."

"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"

"What did the drug dealer say when he saw the clock. Its 4:20 dude!!! 420 blaze it"

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."