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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college? ""Bye, son."""
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"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""
"A man walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA"
"Can I ask you two questions? Ok, what's the second one?"
"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."
"Bill Cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, ""Rape Victims Say the Darndest Things!"""
"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"
"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."
"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."
"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."