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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night? Take away their beds..."
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"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""
"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"
"We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. We see you..."
"I am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call, text, Facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you."
"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"
"Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015."
"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."
"R/News that about covers it"
"What's the difference between a washing machine and a festie chick... A washing machine wont follow you around all summer after you popped a load in it."