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Joke of the Day
"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."
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"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."
"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."
"When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive."
"How to Make A Cat Go Woof"
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend."
"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."
"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."
"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"