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Joke of the Day

"What's the capital of Wisconsin? W"

"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted ""Uno! Dos!""... And disappeared without a tres."

"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"

"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"

"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."

"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"