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Joke of the Day

"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."

"I walked up to a girl and said, ""Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."" ""Erm...what?"" she asked. I said, ""I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."""

"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."

"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"

"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."

"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""

"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"