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Joke of the Day
"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."
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"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."
"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"
"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"
"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."