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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's."
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"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"
"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."
"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."
"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."
"Damn girl, are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!"