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Joke of the Day

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."

"My girlfriend left me I came home to find her packing her things. ""I just found out you're a pedophile"", she explained. So I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a twelve year old""."

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."

"Someone just suggested that I use Mapquest. I suggested that he use a rotary phone."

"Don't leave me alone. Alone: I have a boyfriend."

"Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, ""If we don't start getting some support for our cause, people will think we're nuts!"""

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"