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Joke of the Day

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."

"I realized that if a girl were to say ""don't rape me"" with her teeth knocked out it would sound a lot like ""doe ray me""... Either way it's music to my ears! Credit: comedian Shawn Pearlman"

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."

"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."