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Joke of the Day
"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"
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"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""
"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"
"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"
"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."
"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"
"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."