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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"

"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."

"Stay out of my dreams if you're not going to be there when I open my eyes"

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable."

"Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back."

"Instead of the standard 140, people should only be allowed as many characters as they have IQ points."

"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"

"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."