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Joke of the Day

"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."

"""So send me a picture of you..."" *sends* ""Look I need to leave very abruptly and extremely forever."""

"You know why I Hate Carpools? Everytime I go through a tunnel my wrist hurts."

"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."

"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"