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Joke of the Day

"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"

"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."

"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."

"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""