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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."
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"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."
"Your clothes will never forgive you... You always hang them out to dry."
"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."